Nobel Peace Prize.. Where is mine??

That is the question I have. Where is my "Nobel Peace Prize"? Let me be clear right off and say that this post has nothing to do with politics! All I want to know is where is mine? I, like the President want world peace, no nuclear weapons and to end hunger. They gave it to him for ""for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples" hello??? He had no where to go but up when it came to foreign policy. If they are now giving out awards for what a person wants to do then please oh please let me nominate myself? Since when is that the criteria for an award? How many people have come and gone and not been able to do what they had intended? I think that the good people of Norway have finally gone off the deep end! (yes, I am Norwegian with full rights to say that) To give an award to someone who has not made a world of difference yet is beyond me and really what were they thinking?? Stunts like that give us Norwegians a bad name. I will sit and wait for my award to be announced.....